What color/kind of socks are you wearing?
[] Red = loud
[] Green = stupid
[] None = freaky
[] Fuzzy = gorgeous
[] Yellow = innocent
[] Purple = a little too happy
[] Black = emo
[] Stripes = funny
[] Gray = skanky
[] Pink = preppy
[] Light blue = sweaty
[] Other = hot
[x] White = sexy
What kind of bottom half are you wearing?
[] Shorts = cutie
[] Skirt/skort = skank
[] Corduroy = faggot homosexual
[] Tight jeans = scene kid
[] Ripped jeans = emo
[] Cammo = cage fighter
[x] Jeans = prep
[] Cargo = clown
[] Sweats = athlete
[] Boxers = brat
[] Booty shorts = female
[] Capris = Gangster
[] Nothing = hoe
[] Dickies = weirdo
[] Bikini bottoms = tiki girl
[] Skinny jeans = beast
[] Other = sex addict
What is your natural hair color?
[] Auburn = that every one wants to make out with
[] Blonde = with a broken heart
[] Black = with a sexy smile
[] Dark brown = with a hot boyfriend/girlfriend
[] Red = that likes to have fun
[x] Brown = who loves to be different
[] Dirty blonde= with sexy eyes
[] Bald = with herpes
[] Other = with a nice ass
Pick the month you were born on:
[] 1 = who ate
[] 2 = who needed
[] 3 = who killed
[] 4 = who shot
[] 5 = who killed
[] 6 = who smoked with
[] 7 = who farted on
[] 8 = who ran shirtless with
[x] 9 = who got stabbed horribly by
[] 10 = who cuddled with
[] 11 = who slept with
[] 12 = who ran naked with
Pick the day you were born on:
[] 01 = the kool-aid man
[] 02 = a dog
[] 03 = a shoe
[] 04 = a toothbrush
[] 05 = Santa Claus
[] 06 = The Trojan man
[] 07 = Barny the dinosaur
[] 08 = a prostitute
[] 09 = a porn star
[] 10 = a bag of weed
[] 11 = a lover
[x] 12 = a glass of milk
[] 13 = a horse
[] 14 = a lesbian
[] 15 = a stripper
[] 16 = a pickle
[] 17 = a jew
[] 18 = a homo
[] 19 = an orange
[] 20 = a dildo
[] 21 = a homeless guy
[] 22 = a whore
[] 23 = my crush
[] 24 = an easter egg
[] 25 = a jar of honey
[] 26 = a condom
[] 27 = a bowl of cereal
[] 28 = a french fry
[] 29 = Micheal Jackson
[] 30 = Paris Hilton
[] 31 = YOUR MOM
Pick the color of the shirt you are wearing
[x] White = because I love marijuana
[] Black = because im sexy as hell
[] Pink = because the voices told me to
[] Blue = because I have AMAZING boobs
[] Red = because I'm a pimp and your jealous
[] Polka Dots = because I hate my life
[] Purple = because I'm gay
[] Gray = because I got dared
[] Other = because that's how I roll
[] Green = because I'm good in bed
[] Orange = because I smoke crack
[] Turquoise = because I have a noodle in my nose
[] Brown = because I had to
[] Shirtless = because I've got abs












i'm terribly sorry for punching you in the face today D:
i hope yer face isn't broken by my all-powerful fists *ho hum*
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Its a cold and its a broken.
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Against the assault of laughter nothing can stand.
--Mark Twain
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Yesterday is h i s t o r y,
Tomorrow is a m y s t e r y.
Today is a g i f t,
And thats why its called the present.
- from Kung Fu Panda lol
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I LOVE YOU.
I LOVE IT.
I LOVE YOU.
OMGOMGOMG.
it's pretty~~~~
thank youuuuuuuu.
<3
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when you're at the end of the road,
and you lost all sense of control,
and your thoughts have taken their toll,
when your mind breaks the spirit of your soul.
I absolutely love the "i have to" picture just because it really suits u.
you shall enjoy.
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